Mike Leaver

Mike Leaver is a single, retired, handyman aged 71. He lives in a converted, static, lorry on a small-town business park in Snowdonia – and writes autobiography and saga novels for pleasure.


Somewhat of an eccentric, Mike's truck has no electricity, mains water, or central-heating and he studiously lives on around £40 a week – most of which is launderette costs – even though his State Pension more than covers this!


As well as writing his first three novels and his two autobiographies – largely on a lap-top by candlelight in his truck or using free electric at the town sports centre – Mike is an active University Of The Third Age (U3A) member. Each week he enjoys table tennis, chess, and solo-walking.


Why Mike chose to live this lifestyle is quite a long and complicated tale; but it has evolved over about 60 years. He started with his parents in a childhood council house; then lived in a seaside caravan for a while; got a job and made a flat in an industrial warehouse; moved on to a houseboat; ended up sleeping and eating in an office kitchen; spent a few days in an estate car; bought and adapted another houseboat...and finally converted a lorry!


Mike spent a great deal of time and money converting boats into houses. But this caused problems with the authorities, and he could only sail them a few miles on waterways. He always had a motorbike, and then a three-wheeler car, to get around. But he gradually realised he wanted to be more comfortable while he travelled to do what he loves – mountaineering, rock climbing, potholing, and sailing. And to have somewhere safe to write about it.


So Mike bought a lorry and began converting it. And he just added extension and improvements over time. He has now lived in his immobile truck – which does have a kitchen, bed-sitting room, and even a roof-garden – for 30 years. The last 20 have been on an unused access road between a factory and a builders' merchant's yard. His truck broke down there and is still on that spot!


Like Alan Bennett's 'The Lady In The Van', Mike has become a well-known character around his adopted home of Porthmadog – a small, seaside, harbour town now renowned for tourism, but once famed for shipping mined Ffestiniog slate around the world.


Mike says he likes Porthmadog so much, mainly because it is a lovely friendly town and community, with easy access to walking and climbing in magnificent Snowdonia – but also the stunning coastline and sea on his doorstep.


It has a lively mix of local Welsh, resident English, and visitors from overseas, as well as a short but fascinating history of industrial heritage. And the Welsh language is still strong here which adds much to the area's distinctive culture, he adds.


Mike, originally from the West Midlands, came to Porthmadog, having discovered the charms of neighbouring Tremadog 20 years before on a walking/mountaineering holiday.


He had inhabited a self-adapted narrow-boat on English West Country rivers – until it eventually sank. Homeless, he survived in its recovered hulk by cannibalising it over three years!


Workwise, Mike has been a laboratory technician, business book-keeper, a boat captain and corporate events co-ordinator, and always a self-taught craftsman – able to do most engineering and construction trades to a high-quality standard.


He has also enjoyed three epic adventures overseas – motorbiking to the Alps, and taking his truck to wildernesses in North Africa and Scandinavia, to trek and climb mountains.


Somehow, Mike turned his life and fortunes around from being relatively destitute. After he resigned from his job as a company accountant and his self-employed business as a motorcycle dealer failed, he was homeless. He took advantage of the Government's Unemployment Re-Training Scheme to get a weekly grant to become a writer. This helped him pay off some debts and end his constant diet of just porridge and potatoes.


Then he got a few really tough manual jobs, before talking his way into a pleasure boat company to become a captain. When he eventually came to Porthmadog, he found plenty of work as a handyman and earned as much as he needed.


As a committed vegetarian and recycler – who has never owned a television and been tempted to consumerism – Mike keeps his living expenses extremely low. He hopes to persuade others to pursue this path to happiness, especially in harsh economic, social, and environmental times.


An only-child of single children, Mike's early-years were among the bomb sites of post-war Birmingham suburban council estates. Asthma and persistent chest-complaints persuaded his parents to let the local authority send him to a more rural boarding school – a 'dumping ground' for weaklings.


But he hated the school's military-style discipline so much, his mum moved him down to a Somerset caravan, and back again, to finish his education in a comprehensive school's 'delicate' unit, mostly with girls.


Mike often reflects on what, if anything, running away from something teaches us. If it's escaping from state boarding school masters – who fervently believe that corporal punishment beatings or bully-boy boxing matches are the best form of discipline – then, he says, it avoids a great deal of physical pain! He endured many canings as a child and young teenager, so did his utmost to run away as often as possible.


In the end, the authorities sent him to a local comprehensive. Many girls there thought he was a freak, but his hormones made him fascinated with them, so he began to interact them in his own naïve way.


As Mike got older and started work, he realised how to stay and manage difficult situations – such as complex office politics in the 1980-1990s – rather than run away. Through that he built some excellent teams and strong friendships – but he still knew when it was time to get out of damaging confrontations.


As soon as he could, Mike had left home to began his 45-year life on the water and road – only a few times falling, but failing, in true-love – and ultimately becoming an adult-orphan handyman and writer.


Mike thinks that, despite such an interesting life, he remained a bachelor because he was only ever interested in sensible ladies – with short hair, proper shoes, and no painted nails or make-up. Apart from work, he also inhabited a male-dominated world of outdoor pursuits, where there were at least a dozen handsome young men for every lady climber.


And finally, although he became very close friends with several ladies, somehow his lack of confidence and romantic hormones meant he could never quite summon up the courage to ask the crucial question at the right moment. So, he convinced himself by his mid-forties he would remain romantically unattached – but write about it instead!


Mike's favourite authors, who most influence his style, are:


Maeve Binchy – female insight to, and perspective of, characters and narrative.
George Orwell – foresight of politics and struggle against repression by under-privileged.
Thomas Hardy – class/gender-based stories but told in old-fashioned and considered style.


His books explore the themes of: power, perversion, and coercion versus loyalty, friendliness and collaboration; adult, teenage and child relationships; destitute homelessness, unrequited love, and wider social mores.


He says three other people have inspired his fledgling writing career. Aside from all the ones he has met – who have obviously contributed bits of their real character to those he creates – three others are significant.


Firstly, there's the editor of the now-vintage 'High' Magazine for hill walkers and climbers. He commissioned Mike's first paid article about the struggles of trying to find a soulmate through personal ads. But more importantly, he recommended him to another published author of climbing and travel books. So, 35 years ago Mike drove his old three-wheeler car to spend a weekend in Snowdonia at the home of James Perrin. Jim's way of life and advice made him determined to become a creative writer.


And finally, more recently, Mike's literary agent Ian Spindley – a former Gwynedd journalist from Criccieth – found a leading UK publisher for his work, negotiated a deal with them, and is managing all his marketing and public relations.


Now Mike is a published author, in 10 years' time he sees himself still being able and healthy enough to live in a truck. He wishes for his perfect life in Porthmadog to continue unchanged. Anything to do with telephones or computers, though, he will still leave to Ian.


When writing, Mike imagines a friendly reader sitting in an armchair, laughing – and occasionally crying – while he tries to give them advice on how to start their own life of happiness. His top tip is to get rid of their television and learn, instead, to play board games such as Scrabble with family or friends.


Mike Leaver's Books

ISBN: 9781835740293

£11.99

English, Solitaire, Cowboy, Cuckoo...

28 Aug 2024

This bizarre-but-true autobiography chronicles Mike Leaver's madcap travels and death-defying misadventures as a solo mountaineer.


In pioneering Eddie-The-Eagle style, Mike overcomes childhood illness, climbing Birmingham's post-war bombsites, to build lifelong resilience to endure alone in often wild and perilous environments. 


Ride with Mike on his adapted motorbike as he tackles serious winter climbing in Snowdonia (featuring a miraculous, split-second rescue), the Lake District (getting hopelessly lost), and the Ben Nevis massif (with a Hogmanay Party on summit). Then brave a classic 1970s Brit-abroad road trip to the French Alps – scaling icy Mont Blanc rock unroped, wearing a yellow crash helmet, and using nine-inch nails inside glaciers!


Join Mike in his self-converted truck as he travels to North Africa, walks across the Sahara Desert to swim in the Atlantic, and climbs the tallest mountain in Morocco's High Atlas in unexpected snow! Share his epic driving escapade to the High Arctic's winter wilderness: barely surviving Scandinavia's three highest peaks in Finland, Sweden, and Norway, and crawling frozen back to his lorry!


Now a retired handyman and author, Mike enjoys his lorry-home lifestyle in a pretty Snowdonia town, while promoting more leisurely mountaineering, potholing, and sailing for older folk!

ISBN: 9781915603173

£9.99

Newspaper Curtains

28 May 2023

Two teenage girls from opposite sides of the tracks in 1960s Midlands England are forced into prostitution in this engrossing tale of loss, liberty, and love.


Weep at the relationship between clever Janet and spoiled Priscilla, as their handsome, young English teacher, Mr Edwards – and his corrupting father – become embroiled in their tortuous journeys.


But then a smart heroine Tara fatefully enters the fray on a secret detective mission.


Dramatic and topical events include a city-slum killing, police malfeasance, newspaper-business bribery, emotional blackmail, destitute homelessness, and a mountaineering adventure.


This saga combines a socio-political struggle by the under-privileged against repression, with both feminine and asexual insights into love, to produce a thought-provoking, yet stylishly old-fashioned, romantic rollercoaster.

ISBN: 9781915122513

£13.95

Yeti Seeks Mate

28 Aug 2022

Yeti (male 28) seeks mate. Can be seen Christmas/Easter roaming Ben Nevis, Snowdon some weekends in between. Migrates to Alps around June. Very friendly, generally harmless, except on ski-slopes. Very safe experienced motorcyclist Britain and abroad – would get sidecar, if nagged. Please write. . .

(Personal ad published in a national mountaineering magazine.)


From an asthmatic childhood spent on post-war Birmingham bomb-sites, Mike Leaver escaped from cruel State boarding schools to careers as a lab technician, accountant, pleasure-boat captain, and local builder. Mike has also been: a homeless hermit inhabiting a derelict boat surrounded by drug addicts; an adventurer/mountaineer in the UK, Scandinavia, and North Africa; and finally, a semi-retired handyman writing books while enjoying an ideal life off-grid in a converted lorry in a pretty coastal town.


Embark on an extraordinary journey of an eccentric pursuing dreams of love, writing and the path to happiness in a memoir that’s as charming as it is quirky.

ISBN: 9781913913687

£10.99

The Ice Cream Terrorist

28 Nov 2021

Two forcibly segregated, separate sex, and rurally isolated schools are inhabited by malevolent masters, petrified pupils, more-kindly matrons, and a handful of true heroes – including The Ice Cream Terrorist.


This titanic tale of redemption shows how pupils and staff – blighted by dysfunctional, post-war, orphanage schools in Britain – escape and reform the brutal system.


Join their journey through school suffering, then on a road trip to a coastal idyll full of kindness, safety, and real-life skills, and eventually different lives. Free from oppression with more enlightened care, they create progressive futures.


Mike Leaver’s epic saga spans two decades, England and Wales, and many major themes of 20th century life – such as homelessness, rebelliousness, lesbian love, and loyalty.


Mike is really experienced at escaping from State boarding school, and so aspects of his personal life feature – and are sometimes exaggerated – in the travails and adventures of his larger-than-life, fictional pupils!


ISBN: 9781913913342

£8.99

Nork from Nowhere

28 Sep 2021

Upper-class teen Sara flees her parents' middle-England mansion after a disastrous party. She happens upon Nork, a mysterious young, orphan boy seemingly from nowhere. 


Together they go on the run. Evading the authorities and becoming ever more inter-dependent during their long journey, they finally land up in the Scottish wilderness. 


They find themselves in a small loch-side town, but will they become the victims of the ruthless, hotel owner McTavish – or can they discover a new life and purpose there? 


This is a coming-of-age story with comedy, romance and sexual references, that is both thought-provoking and amusing.